Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel, Beaconsfield ➤ Reviews, Rooms & Prices 2025

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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, originally a fifteenth-century coaching inn. Its restoration combines dramatic architecture with luxurious furnishings, providing a unique oasis in England. The hotel features an extravagant mix of styles and themes, offering a memorable stay less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone.

Location

Situated in Beaconsfield, the hotel is only a two-minute drive from the M40 and within easy reach of local attractions such as Bekonscot Model Village and Cliveden House. The hotel's location provides easy access to scenic countryside views and is approximately 15.5 miles from London Heathrow. Guests can also reach London Marylebone via a short train journey.

Rooms

There are 45 individually designed rooms that range across five unique categories. Each room features lavish elements such as velvet walls, bespoke baths, and walk-in wet rooms. Guests can enjoy comforts like free Wi-Fi, flat-screen TVs, and complimentary bathrobes. Certain rooms feature additional lounging spaces for relaxation after a busy day.

Eat & Drink

The hotel houses two in-house restaurants: an English restaurant and a Thai restaurant. Both venues emphasize seasonal and locally sourced dishes, with highlights such as South Asian classics and modern British cuisine. Guests can also indulge in an extensive cocktail menu, featuring 63 unique cocktails and a noteworthy champagne selection.

Leisure & Business

Facilities at the Crazy Bear include a Moroccan-themed lounge, a swimming pool, and a spa bath. The hotel also offers event spaces for private parties, weddings, and meetings, accommodating small to large groups with personalized service. Corporate hire options are available, including activities like cocktail masterclasses and champagne tastings.

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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Cozy Room

Max:

2 persons

20 m²

Bed options:

1 King Size Bed

Shower

Heating

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Double Room

Max:

2 persons

12 m²

Bed options:

1 Double bed

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Guest Room

Max:

2 persons

40 m²

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Getting around

A list of all available modes of transport

City Center

Beaconsfield3700 ft

Airports

London Heathrow (LHR) 14.7 mi

London Luton (LTN) 32.8 mi

Train

Amersham 5.2 mi

Metro stations

Amersham 5.2 mi

Uxbridge 7.9 mi

Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Luxurious Room!

“The room was absolutely stunning, featuring a unique black decor that truly felt decadent and inviting.” view full review

Unique Bath Experience

“I absolutely loved the roll top bath that filled from the ceiling—it made for such a luxurious and unique bathing experience.” view full review

Delicious Breakfast!

“The continental breakfast was plentiful and offered a delightful variety of pastries, fresh fruits, and cereals that I thoroughly enjoyed.” view full review

Incredible Decor!

“The decor throughout the hotel was phenomenal, with interesting focal points that made every corner visually captivating.” view full review

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
No pets allowed
Baggage storage

Services

Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area

Business

Meeting/ Banquet facilities

Spa & Leisure

Heated swimming pool
Outdoor swimming pool
Jacuzzi
Massage

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Terrace
Garden furniture

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Media

Flat-screen TV

Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

Map view

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

City landmarks

Amusement & Theme Parks

Bekonscot Model Village

1.2 mi

1 Grove Road

The Home of G. K. Chesterton

3700 ft

Walk the Thames

2.3 mi

Quaker Meeting House Welders Lane

Jordans Quaker Meeting House

2.0 mi

Jordans lane Jordans

Jordans and the Mayflower Barn

2.0 mi

Farm

Odds Farm Park

2.1 mi

Church

Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans

1.8 mi

Le Gouffre

Les Caches Farm

1.8 mi

River Thames

2.3 mi

Golf Course

Wycombe Heights Golf Club

2.8 mi

Hawthorn Lane . Lord Mayors Drive

Burnham Beeches

2.8 mi

Kiln Lane

Farm Wood

2.9 mi

Museums

Milton's Cottage

3.4 mi

Gallery

Fired Works

3.4 mi

Gallery

Emerald Gallery

3.4 mi

Gallery

Stanley Spencer Gallery

4.2 mi

Museums

John Lewis Partnership Heritage Centre

4.1 mi

Nearby

Penn Street

Penn Wood

100 ft

Restaurants

The White Hart

300 ft

Aylesbury End

The Treehouse

600 ft

35 Aylesbury End

Basmati Indian Restaurant

1200 ft

43 Aylesbury End

Zizzi

700 ft

41 Aylesbury End

Leigh House

200 ft

Leigh House 53 Wycombe End

The Royal Saracens Head

400 ft

6-8 London End

No 5

500 ft

5 London End

Pizza Express

500 ft

14 London End

The Old Tea House

500 ft

7 Windsor End

Giggling Squid Beaconsfield

600 ft

Old Mulberry House 22 London End

The Old Bengal

700 ft

15 Wycombe End

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback from previous guests about their experience.

60%

liked the hotel and would stay again

Opulent Decor

Friendly Staff

Payment Discrepancies

Maintenance Issues

6.0/10

Guest rating

Rooms

7.3

Location

6.0

Service

6.8

Dining

6.3

Harry

United Kingdom, March 2024

6.8/10

The hotel offers a comfortable stay with some drawbacks to consider. The rooms, while not meeting premium standards for the price paid, were still cozy and included nice amenities like robes and a complimentary bottle of water. However, the presence of a large mobile air conditioning unit was a bit inconvenient. The service was friendly and helpful, though be cautious of additional service charges, and the owner's approach to pricing might deter guests from returning. The location is convenient, especially for exploring the surrounding areas, and the outdoor pool adds to the relaxed atmosphere. The dining experience, located in a separate townhouse, fell short on value for money with high additional charges for breakfast and overpriced food and drinks. Overall, a mixed but passable experience.

Rooms

7.0

The rooms, while not up to the standard expected for the price paid, were comfortable and provided with robes and a complimentary bottle of water. The presence of a huge mobile air conditioning unit was a downside.

Service

7.0

The service was friendly, helpful, and polite, but be aware of potential extra service charges. The owner's pricing approach might make it a one-time stay rather than a repeat visit.

Location

8.0

The location was convenient for exploring the surroundings and featured a quaint outdoor pool. It offered a chilled and fantastic ambiance.

Dining

5.0

The dining experience, located in a separate townhouse, was another disappointment in terms of value for money with high charges for breakfast and expensive food and drinks.

Facilities

7.0

The facilities were adequate, though no specific details provided.

Joseph

United Kingdom, December 2023

8.6/10

My stay at the hotel was an absolute delight. The rooms were decorated to an extremely high standard, and my suite, number 33, was absolutely bewitching. I've never seen anything like it before. The copper bath and superb shower added a luxurious touch, making it a great choice for a special treat. However, being placed in the newly added rooms in a converted cottage building added to the charm of the experience.

Rooms

10.0

The rooms were amazing, with a copper bath, superb shower, and very opulent decor. Perfect for a special treat!

Service

8.0

The staff was really friendly and willing to go the extra mile. However, there were slight issues with payment discrepancies during my stay. They disputed the additional payment and service charge but eventually sorted it out.

Location

7.0

The location was immaculate, situated on a main high street, which made it perfect for exploring the beautiful and idyllic town. However, being in another building across the street had its drawbacks like noise and a few maintenance issues.

Dining

9.0

The dining experience was very nice, with friendly and helpful staff.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities were impressive, including glazed cakes and other amenities that added to the overall experience.

Opulent Decor

Payment Discrepancies

Pete

United States of America, June 2023

6.0/10

My stay at the hotel was a mix of stunning visuals and some inconveniences. The room, situated at the back of the main building, offered a unique and unusual experience amid ongoing construction noise. While the dark ambiance added to the atmosphere, it made daily routines like makeup application challenging.

Rooms

7.0

The room was stunning and unusual, but the ongoing building works and dark lighting were a bit of a pain for practicality.

Service

6.0

The staff, though friendly and attentive, seemed more focused on personal conversations rather than attending to customer needs. There was also a confusion regarding payment, impacting the overall service experience.

Location

5.0

The location had its ups and downs. While the hotel was relaxing and luxurious, the lack of basic amenities like a kettle or utensils and issues in the neighboring building affected the overall experience.

Dining

7.0

The dining experience, though adequate, had room for improvement. The absence of included breakfast for the suite guests was disappointing given the price paid.

Facilities

5.0

The facilities had some drawbacks, including the absence of essential items in rooms and discomfort in the neighboring building affecting the overall ambiance.

Nicholas

United Kingdom, April 2023

5.0/10

My stay at the hotel had its ups and downs. The quirky and themed rooms, though not as spacious as expected, had a dark and dimly lit ambiance with some safety concerns. The staff was friendly but lacked proactive problem-solving skills. The location, though furnished nicely, felt dated and had some inconveniences regarding deposits and fees. The dining experience left much to be desired with limited options and additional charges.

Rooms

5.0

The rooms were dark and dimly lit, with potential trip hazards and lacking essential amenities.

Service

6.0

The staff were polite and friendly but fell short in resolving room change issues and lacked proactive problem-solving skills.

Location

5.0

The location, despite being nicely furnished, felt dated and had inconveniences with deposits and lack of clear communication on fees.

Dining

5.0

The dining experience was underwhelming with limited options and extra charges for certain items.